Africa’s Next Top Model...

Tyra "smile with your eyes" Banks has made her way to Africa. It is said that "Next Top Model" will be taking place in Africa. Can anyone guess who the host of this show will be??? Our favorite model Oluchi
Onweagba. I am super excited she got a gig and can finally put all that beauty to hard work. (we hope)

 

The show is set to start shooting this month and will be premiering during the summer time. I really hope this can take place in Nigeria, I would kill to see 13 Nigeria girls living in one house all together. Congratulations to everyone shining a light on the entertainment industry in AFRICA!

Is that our jimmy-boy????

So I am guessing someone from Jim Iyke’s camp is parading this “photoshopped” picture of jimmy boy as a new sex appeal add. Now we all know this is very unreal. Baby boy I just saw u like 2 weeks ago and you so did not look like this. Abeg take a chill pill. If you are going to photo shop does it have to be sooooooo obvious. 8packs????? You didn’t even say 2 or 4. Even Tyson Beckford (God bless his soul) doesn’t have that. If your camp needs some help jimmy boy have them call the “Original Heiress” Ms. Naija Hilton. I am more than willing to help because this shit right here just doesn’t fly.

THE BADDEST BITCH IN "NOLLYWOOD"- HANDS DOWN

In my personal opinion, This is the Queen B of Nollywood (well besides me). Yes people i have officially said it. This is one actress that always brings it on and off screen. Ms. Dominic is officially speaking out about the allegations brought against her about smoking.

She says "it is nobody’s business, even if she is addicted to the destructively addictive tobacco sticks."

“After all, I’m not a kid and I’m free to do whatever suits me. So, I just wonder why some people are busy with what does not actually concern them.

“If I smoke, is it anybody’s business? People should just find something reasonable to do rather than concern themselves with Rita Dominic’s mannerisms,” she stated.

Although i love you girl, you know i can not support that rubbish. please don't make me put you on (Gen-Gen's ) list. You are way too fab for that.

i love the fact that she stood up for herself though. HBIC

TUFACE's Alleged "JUMPOFF"

So how in the hell did i miss the memo that Nigerian artists now have jump-off's who run around claiming them. Next thing we are going to hear in Naija is some baby mama shit going down. Where in the world did we go wrong??? Anyways, this thing above ^ is running around claiming to be tuface's jump-off. I have personally met tuface b4 and he seemed like he was scared to even touch women while he was performing. ( He definetly fooled my ass) . Is it me or does she look 47 with at least 3 children?Tuface you are better than this. There are plenty of young (21-27) groupies who are willing and dying to jump that bone. We dont have to resort to this do we?

STELLA DAMASCUS GETS MARRIED!!!

My sources have told me that Stella Damascus had gotten married to her "sweet potato". The couple is said to have had their traditional marriage and plans on having an elaborate white wedding pretty soon. She is marrying Mr. Emeka Nzeribe, from Oguta, Imo state and i heard that all the T's have been crossed and I's dotted. Good to see that our girl is moving on from the past. I am a sucker for happy endings.

From the "Original Heiress" With all our <3 style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 153, 255); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

So. One of the biggest events at my school, is the annual fashion show, hosted by BSU. Now I would never be caught dead at any 'black' organization-hosted-event, due to my recent brush with the afterlife while working one of their shows.
Me and akata people just dont mix. But that is not the point here. The point here is there was fashion show, and you know me, where there are clothes, there I am in their midst.
But seeing as I had just gotten a new job working in a 'nightly' establishment, I sent my photographer in to get pictures. Imagine my horror when I saw this is what they were parading as FASHION!

NO really!!


Some brilliant dude (gotta be a dude no self respecting woman would allow another woman to wear this) ripped strips of material and called it fashion?
Am I supposed to want to wear this?



And this poor girl? Did the designer REALLY think her playtex bra on the outside was really a good idea? How in the world is this flattering?



I didnt think it could get much worse. Imagine horrified look I had on my face when I saw this!



Black is supposed to be slimming, but all they do is magnify the size of those thighs!
Why would I want to look like her?

...and this....




Can someone say 'lift and seperate'?
Somehow this makes me think of Allen avenue...might be the droopiness.

I dont even know whether Im more appalled at the paunchy, roly-poly models, or the ghastly and atrocious 'things' the designers called fashion.
Whichever it is, they should all be shot and killed for committing such an egregious crime against the word.
It literally made me sick...