Africa’s Next Top Model...

Tyra "smile with your eyes" Banks has made her way to Africa. It is said that "Next Top Model" will be taking place in Africa. Can anyone guess who the host of this show will be??? Our favorite model Oluchi
Onweagba. I am super excited she got a gig and can finally put all that beauty to hard work. (we hope)

 

The show is set to start shooting this month and will be premiering during the summer time. I really hope this can take place in Nigeria, I would kill to see 13 Nigeria girls living in one house all together. Congratulations to everyone shining a light on the entertainment industry in AFRICA!

Is that our jimmy-boy????

So I am guessing someone from Jim Iyke’s camp is parading this “photoshopped” picture of jimmy boy as a new sex appeal add. Now we all know this is very unreal. Baby boy I just saw u like 2 weeks ago and you so did not look like this. Abeg take a chill pill. If you are going to photo shop does it have to be sooooooo obvious. 8packs????? You didn’t even say 2 or 4. Even Tyson Beckford (God bless his soul) doesn’t have that. If your camp needs some help jimmy boy have them call the “Original Heiress” Ms. Naija Hilton. I am more than willing to help because this shit right here just doesn’t fly.

THE BADDEST BITCH IN "NOLLYWOOD"- HANDS DOWN

In my personal opinion, This is the Queen B of Nollywood (well besides me). Yes people i have officially said it. This is one actress that always brings it on and off screen. Ms. Dominic is officially speaking out about the allegations brought against her about smoking.

She says "it is nobody’s business, even if she is addicted to the destructively addictive tobacco sticks."

“After all, I’m not a kid and I’m free to do whatever suits me. So, I just wonder why some people are busy with what does not actually concern them.

“If I smoke, is it anybody’s business? People should just find something reasonable to do rather than concern themselves with Rita Dominic’s mannerisms,” she stated.

Although i love you girl, you know i can not support that rubbish. please don't make me put you on (Gen-Gen's ) list. You are way too fab for that.

i love the fact that she stood up for herself though. HBIC

TUFACE's Alleged "JUMPOFF"

So how in the hell did i miss the memo that Nigerian artists now have jump-off's who run around claiming them. Next thing we are going to hear in Naija is some baby mama shit going down. Where in the world did we go wrong??? Anyways, this thing above ^ is running around claiming to be tuface's jump-off. I have personally met tuface b4 and he seemed like he was scared to even touch women while he was performing. ( He definetly fooled my ass) . Is it me or does she look 47 with at least 3 children?Tuface you are better than this. There are plenty of young (21-27) groupies who are willing and dying to jump that bone. We dont have to resort to this do we?

STELLA DAMASCUS GETS MARRIED!!!

My sources have told me that Stella Damascus had gotten married to her "sweet potato". The couple is said to have had their traditional marriage and plans on having an elaborate white wedding pretty soon. She is marrying Mr. Emeka Nzeribe, from Oguta, Imo state and i heard that all the T's have been crossed and I's dotted. Good to see that our girl is moving on from the past. I am a sucker for happy endings.

From the "Original Heiress" With all our <3 style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 153, 255); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

So. One of the biggest events at my school, is the annual fashion show, hosted by BSU. Now I would never be caught dead at any 'black' organization-hosted-event, due to my recent brush with the afterlife while working one of their shows.
Me and akata people just dont mix. But that is not the point here. The point here is there was fashion show, and you know me, where there are clothes, there I am in their midst.
But seeing as I had just gotten a new job working in a 'nightly' establishment, I sent my photographer in to get pictures. Imagine my horror when I saw this is what they were parading as FASHION!

NO really!!


Some brilliant dude (gotta be a dude no self respecting woman would allow another woman to wear this) ripped strips of material and called it fashion?
Am I supposed to want to wear this?



And this poor girl? Did the designer REALLY think her playtex bra on the outside was really a good idea? How in the world is this flattering?



I didnt think it could get much worse. Imagine horrified look I had on my face when I saw this!



Black is supposed to be slimming, but all they do is magnify the size of those thighs!
Why would I want to look like her?

...and this....




Can someone say 'lift and seperate'?
Somehow this makes me think of Allen avenue...might be the droopiness.

I dont even know whether Im more appalled at the paunchy, roly-poly models, or the ghastly and atrocious 'things' the designers called fashion.
Whichever it is, they should all be shot and killed for committing such an egregious crime against the word.
It literally made me sick...

HOT TANNY GHETTO MESS...Uche Jumbo gets stopped by officials at the airport for having "agege" bread

Ok first of all, if this chic wasn't educated i would have guessed someone picked her up from the side of the road. She has never been a "fav" of mine and i just started to tolerate her after she shed some pounds and decided to start rocking some decents get-ups. Now i heard that she was stopped by officals at the airport for having AGEGE bread. Yes u heard me right...AGEGE BREAD!!!!!!

when asked about the situation she said -
“I don’t know why people should think it odd that I took ‘Agege’ bread to London. But really, the bread was for a friend of mine who begged for weeks, and even called five minutes before I left for the airport, that I shouldn’t fail to buy the bread for her.”

when asked ot buy another type of bread she said -
“You know how it is when you live abroad and you hunger for home food that you do not easily see in that foreign country. My friend could easily afford other types of bread. I could have afforded to buy Big Treat or any other bread for her, but she specifically asked for ‘Agege’ bread. I don’t see the big deal in that.”

LMAO at this rubbish. But i do love agege bread too so i can understand.

She is officially a HOT ASS TRANNY MESS in my book!

And we kinda love it.

Hollywood director plans to spend N50m for a Nigerian Movie...

A lil bird told me that a "known"(and i use the term loosely) Hollywood actor by the name of Gugu. E. Michael has arrived to Nigeria to shoot a new movie. The movie is title "Pastor’s Wife " and has begun shooting in Vicotria Island. The cast includes Kate Henshaw Nuttal, Benita, Nzeribe, Tuvi James and Leila Lincy, a Kenyan actress.

According to Gugu, he wants to include new faces to the Nigerian movie industry and although i cam game with this idea...i pray these "new faces" can actual act. No point in spending N50m on a movie with mediocre actors.

He also says “This is a movie that will depict real life situation in actual sense. For instance, there is a love scene where two lovers will engage in real kissing, not the artificial ones we see in Nollywood movies.” I can honestly say i laughed for about 10 minutes once i read this. I am guessing that slick comment was directed at our girl (Gen-Gen) and (Jimmy boy). I can't say i blame him though. I often found myself fast forwarding Nigerian love scene all in a effort to keep my lunch down. I hope this movie is worth it because N50m could do a lot for all the starving children in Lagos Nigeria.

Do you guys think Ms. Naija-Hilton has a chance in getting a role this this movie??? then again i am the "original heiress".

xoxo

Hottie of the DAY!!!!!

So i have been jelling for this new up and coming actor and will make it a point to support whatever movie he is in. After watching "Love My Way" i thought JIM IYKE who?. I realized Kalu Ikeagwu is what a real Nigerian man entails. Good-looking, Tall and Well-spoken. Everything we Naija babes look for in a man. Like i said we need to start supporting him asap. I have also made it a point to contact all the directors i know (oh you didn't know i had it like that in the business right?...well i do) to ulitmately get him in a lead role in the upcoming months. SEXY!!!!!

*Daily Dose of Wasted Talent*

Our Favorite African "Top" Model has finally landed herself a damn job. THANK YOU JESUS....because i was starting to think this chic fell off the face of the damn earth. And to think she lives right down the street. (for all you slow people we live in the same city). Back to business though... It is said she has been appointed the Natures Gentle Touch brand ambassador( I KNEW IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MODELING). Ok call me a bitch but isn't she suppose to be doing things relating to modeling. I personally don't feel she is an established model to venture out to other aspects of the world. Especially not being a damn ambassador but( there is always a but..) if she can help make a difference in good ole Naija or any other african countries i am game with this idea.

But due to our prvious experience with this chic i have a strong feeling she will be push this to the side like she did her modeling career. Complete and utter waste of talent in my opinion.

I say put my ass on that runway and see how hard "The Original Heiress" works it...just saying.


xoxo
Naija-Hilton

Nigerian "it girl" caught in love triangle with foreign man...

So some credibly sources of mine have let me know that our one and only "it girl"/up and coming actress Mercy Johnson who was also voted "Nollywood's sexy actresses" in 2008 (LOL at that shit right there...no hating) got caught up in a love triangle with a foreign man, (How tacky...) Apparently this mistery man lives in Spain and says that sparks flew when him and Ms. Johnson met. It is even said that she assumed she had found the man of her dreams and would not hesistate to say yes if her "knight" proposed to her. BITCH PLEASE! {when in the HEll will "jump offs/ "the other woman" realize where their place lies} . The story goes one to say that Mercy didnt know the man was married and she was totally applaued after hearing this new. Leading to be very distraut about the situation.

I guess she has offfically landed on the A list because it is know that most nigerian actresses who have made it in the industry all have foreing lovers( ahem Gen-Gen)

First of all...someone needs to tell her to do her damn homework before spreading her legs. Second i bet my arm and right leg that is man is not only Nigerian but also yoruba. This has a yoruba man (living in SPAIN) written all over it.

She needs to give it up and focus her ass on all that tacky acting she seems to diaplay on the screen.

FAB NAIJA BABES

I figured i'd give a shot out to some fabulous naija chics i know you always seem to never go wrong when it comes to fashion.

xoxo

Ms Naija-Hilton

RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY...*Most expensive Tea in the world*

Apparently a rare chinese green tea called Tieguanyin cost $3000 per 2.2lb (1kg)- which works out to be about $15 per cup.

While the most expensive tea bag is diamond encrusted with about 280 diamonds and valued at $13,000.

Jesus take the wheel, i'll be damned if i ever drink this tea....

Nigerian Actresses

Ok here goes nothing...

I am def not one to hate but am i the only person who thinks Nigerian actresses need to work on their style. I know Nigeria is on of the most industrialized and developed countries in Africa so why is it that our entertainers continue to look very un-kept. The only person i can speek up for and can honeslty say has her sh*t together is Genevieve Nnaji, i guess when you are getting paid 1million per movie you better step out looking right. I am even willing to intoduce these women to stylist around nigeria who are looking for work. My motto is if you are going to be an entertainer people need to aspire to want to be like you. I don't want to see people on Tv who i can easily find on the streets of Lagos. I am just saying for actresses such as Uche jumbo and Ini edo please step up your game. you already have the talent...why not match up the looks too. I think it should be required for this women to look presentable before being let on a movie set. We all know tacky isnt cute so lets try to get the ball rolling....for now STAY FAB.

-xoxo
Naija-Hilton

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